Question time

Questions for you all to ponder today:

1. Why are so many girls with bellies completely unashamed of showing off their bellies by wearing tops that don't cover them?
2. Why don't men with tits try their hardest to lose weight?
3. More to the point: how can men with tits possibly get girlfriends?!?!
4. Is meat actually good for you, or are you just completely kidding yourself?
5. Don't you have something better to do with your life than read my blogs?
6. If the Street Fighter characters were real, and you had to choose one of them to be your bodyguard, which one would you choose?
7. If elephants laid eggs, how big would they be?
8. Do you ever get tired of girls telling you how they had a rubbish sleep because somebody texted them in the middle of the night?
9. Will The Thames really burst its banks?
10. Do you ever wish you'd paid more attention at school?
11. Are you certain about anything in your life, or are you just too scared to change?
12. Did you know that chocolate milk is a very good choice of recovery drink after exercise?
13. Have you ever investigated why we think that 13 is an unlucky number?
14. Do you seriously think smoking is unattractive?
15. How often to you think about what society will be like in 20 years' time?