"Sex with Jiggy was hard to resist"

I picked up the Daily Star when drunk last night. I see this paper every morning. "Sex with Jiggy was hard to resist". It was true though. Each morning of this past season, all I've seen are newspapers with talk about sex with Jiggy. The media just can't get enough smut.

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But the paper looks absolutely hilarious. The front page is just a huge version of a tiny story, with a smutty hook to get the reader in. It's the Official Big Brother Newspaper. THAT is how much Big Brother controls the media. Everyone writes about it. And actually, now I see the irony: I'm now writing about it, because it is everywhere.

My wrist really hurts from typing, so I'm going to rest.